• symptom of the network
• mistrusts linear timelines
• believes irony is a valid design principle
• doesn’t really know how the internet works
• side quest maximalist
• takes jokes further than necessary
• occasionally produces evidence of having a job
• has enough experience to know this was avoidable
• self unemployed
• knows enough to lose interest
• is not currently accepting a definitive description
• can justify it, would rather not
• takes a joke as far as the budget allows
• BETWEEN OBSESSIONS
• REASONABLY UNNECESSARY
• NOT THE SPECIALIST
• born in 25 BC (Before Claude)
• loves the internet
• has a career because of wifi
• will be naming her kid https://
• STATISTICALLY SOMEONE